ROSENCRANTZ: We could play at questions.
GUILDENSTERN: What good would that do?
ROS: Practice!
GUIL: Statement! One-love.
ROS: Cheating!
GUIL: How?
ROS: I hadn't started yet.
GUIL: Statement. Two-love.
ROS: Are you counting that?
GUIL: What?
ROS: Are you counting that?
GUIL: Foul! No repetitions. Three-love.
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GUIL: What's your name?
ROS: What's yours?
GUIL: I asked first.
ROS: Statement. One-love.
GUIL: What's your name when you’re at home?
ROS: What's yours?
GUIL: When I’m at home?
ROS: Is it different at home?
GUIL: What home?
ROS: Haven't you got one?
GUIL: Why do you ask?
ROS: What are you driving at?
GUIL: (With emphasis) What's your name?!
ROS: Repetition. Two-love.
GUIL (seizing him violently): WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
ROS: Rhetoric! Game and match! (Pause.) Where's it going to end?
GUIL: That's the question.
Partial source: The Oxford A to Z of Word Games (T.Augarde)